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Those Crazy Christians Lyrics

Those crazy Christians, I was gonna sleep in today

But the church bells woke me up and they're a half a mile away
Those crazy Christians, dressed up drivin' down my street

Get their weekly dose of guilt before they head to Applebee's

They pray before they eat and they pray before they snore

They pray before a football game and every time they score

Every untimely passing, every dear departed soul

Is just another good excuse to bake a casserole

Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane

And fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesus' name

No, they ain't the late night party kind

They curse the devil's whiskey while they drink the Savior's wine
A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then

One tearful confession and he's born again again

Someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing

It's like they can't wait to forgive someone for just about anything

Those crazy Christians

Instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon

They're by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room
And every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me

Who's not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be

They march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know

They dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians

They look to heaven their whole life

And I think what if they're wrong but what if they're right

You know it's funny, much as I'm baffled by it all

If I ever really needed help, well you know who I'd call

Is those crazy Christians
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