I Slept in an Arcade Lyrics

The floor was slimy and the air was thick and hot
i went in a booth and tried to set up a cot
some of the movies didnt make any sense
sure can have alot of fun for 25 cents
I slept in an arcade

I saw some geeks and I saw god
Marilyn Chambers and big Johnny Wadd
Allen Mcdonell was in there with Rod
I bought a vinyl dog and a big rubber cod

I slept in an arcade
I wore fine clothes I drank mixed drinks
I watched the Pope fight Leon Spinks
Joes old nip mama was my maid
Flat face poured amyl like lemonade

I selpt in an arcade

There was a dog in 24-B
Working undercover for LAPD
I took his paw he winked at me
He said "I'm mans best friend and I'm off at 3″
I slept in an arcade

Down came before I got much rest
I stumbled outside and I headed West
I blinked my eyes I couldnt see
everybody sure looked naked to me