Here I sit behind a port wine glass
New car outside, not a drop of gas
Nothing down, and three years to pay
Sound like a pretty good deal, the other day
Chorus;
I got a new car
I got a new car
I got a new car
But I'm broke as i can be
Since I wrote on that dotted line
I haven't been able to sufficiently dine
Toothpicks and soup ain't much of a meal
And $144 dollars a month ain't much of a deal
Chorus; (1x)
I've had my car, a little over a week
And already it's beginning to rattle and squeak
And what little money I runs across
Goes in my gas tank and out my exhaust
Chorus; (1x)
It's a shame to let the man come take it back
My old lady tried to tell me not to get a Cadillac
Next time I buy a car, I'm gonna get one that I can afford
And when i say afford, i mean afford.
New car outside, not a drop of gas
Nothing down, and three years to pay
Sound like a pretty good deal, the other day
Chorus;
I got a new car
I got a new car
I got a new car
But I'm broke as i can be
Since I wrote on that dotted line
I haven't been able to sufficiently dine
Toothpicks and soup ain't much of a meal
And $144 dollars a month ain't much of a deal
Chorus; (1x)
I've had my car, a little over a week
And already it's beginning to rattle and squeak
And what little money I runs across
Goes in my gas tank and out my exhaust
Chorus; (1x)
It's a shame to let the man come take it back
My old lady tried to tell me not to get a Cadillac
Next time I buy a car, I'm gonna get one that I can afford
And when i say afford, i mean afford.