Woke up this morning, what do I see
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"
"Well you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter"
So I tell him "No, you got it wrong mister,
Already got a girl and her name's Bristol"
They all laugh and say "Where you been, sonny?
Your mother in law's a heartbeat from the presidency"
So I say, "Mother in law? No, we aint getting married"
They say, "Soon you will boy, she just announced it"
I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on
I'm a f*****' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the s*** and do some chillin' I guess
You f*** with me and I'll kick your a**
So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And s** outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell them I'm 18 years old,
They say "Levi it's too late, you've got to do as you're told"
I'm a f*****' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the s*** and do some chillin' I guess
You f*** with me and I'll kick your a**
Three thousand cameras pointed at me
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir"
"Well you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter"
So I tell him "No, you got it wrong mister,
Already got a girl and her name's Bristol"
They all laugh and say "Where you been, sonny?
Your mother in law's a heartbeat from the presidency"
So I say, "Mother in law? No, we aint getting married"
They say, "Soon you will boy, she just announced it"
I get on my dirtbike and ride to my girl's home
Gonna lay down the law
Tell her what's goin' on
I'm a f*****' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the s*** and do some chillin' I guess
You f*** with me and I'll kick your a**
So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And s** outside marriage is against our religion
And when I try to tell them I'm 18 years old,
They say "Levi it's too late, you've got to do as you're told"
I'm a f*****' redneck, I live to hang out with the boys
Play some hockey, do some fishin' and kill some moose
I like to shoot the s*** and do some chillin' I guess
You f*** with me and I'll kick your a**