The Gem Saloon Lyrics

Johnny had a temper
Paula bought the farm
Deep down in the valley
Brews a dark, black dawn
We got all the tonic
We got all the gin
Bubby starts with lemon
I recommend
w****s and drinks are half price
Take a load off, kill off your spice
Trouble's your demon, Gem is your friend
Won't tell the reverend how you ended up dead

Slide on into this bar
We're the cure for your troubles at the
At the Gem Saloon
Johnny's in the bar
Corner of the room
Soaking wet from drinking
Whisky I presume
We got old tobacco
We got old spittoons
You can throw Bubby
Back out the room
w****s and drinks are half price
Take a load off, kill off your spice
Trouble's your demon, Gem is your friend
Won't tell the reverend how you ended up dead

Slide on into this bar
We're the cure for your troubles at the
At the Gem Saloon