Hand grenade, lemonade, motorcade, marinade,
serenade, meter maid, rollerblade, centigrade,
hearing aid, cavalcade, unafraid, razorblade,
David Spade, Medicaid, barricade, masquerade!
Crucify, putrify, nucleii, verify,
alkali, simplify, amplify, prophesy,
junior high, pumpkin pie, lullaby, nullify,
qualify, satisfy, Colonel Tigh, b***erfly!
Millionaire, underwear, Fred Astaire, everywhere,
Harvard Square, solitaire, taxi fare, dental care,
Laissez faire, rocking chair, grizzly bear, derriere,
love affair, questionnaire, pubic hair, tupperware!
Evergreen, intervene, figurine, Halloween,
closet queen, mezzanine, seventeen, submarine,
tangerine, tambourine, time machine, kidney bean,
putting green, silver screen, trampoline, wolverine!
These are some words that sound like some other words
Each word you heard, whether slurred or absurd
Spurred a second and a third and we never demurred
We herded each word into an order that stirred
And though it's been inferred that we should be interred
Or just girded in t*** by a curd-fed bird
The threats go unheard, we remain undeterred
Cuz we've got a backing track and a bunch of g****** words that rhyme!
Japanese, referees, expertise, disagrees,
Socrates, cottage cheese, guarantees, heart disease,
seven seas, ovaries, manatees, antifreeze,
nominees, killer bees, pretty please, Hercules!
USA, Hemmingway, Tina Fey, everyday,
disarray, cabaret, Mother's Day, chevrolet,
disobey, first of May, gamma ray, triple play,
Santa Fe, milky way, fiancee, bird of prey!
Mini coupe, shoop de whoop, splinter group, nincompoop,
paratroop, hula hoop, chicken coop, boy scout troop,
alley-oop, monkey p***, Betty Boop, one fell swoop,
feedback loop, ice cream scoop, Guadalupe, turtle soup!
watertight, megabyte, trilobite, troglodyte,
overnight, expedite, dynamite, socialite,
satellite, copyright, Miller Lite, impolite,
traffic light, reuinite, s*****ll fight, kryptonite!
These are some things that sound like some other things
A similar ring to every lyrical zing we bring
Every line we sing, has a lingering sting
Like spicy buffalo wing sauce on your ding-a-ling
We keep alliterating, with every linguistic string,
Streamlining and simplifying the process of songwriting
We know our necks you will wring, if we don't wrap up this thing
So here's the rest of the backing track and more g****** words that rhyme!
Decompose, Cheerios, juxtapose, garden hose,
Eat at Joe's, cellulose, talent shows, Dominos,
camel toes, HMOs, pantyhose, Poconos,
change of clothes, buffalos, UFOs, Axl Rose!
Ice hockey, jabberwocky, disc jockey, teriyaki,
chop socky, Milwaukee...
serenade, meter maid, rollerblade, centigrade,
hearing aid, cavalcade, unafraid, razorblade,
David Spade, Medicaid, barricade, masquerade!
Crucify, putrify, nucleii, verify,
alkali, simplify, amplify, prophesy,
junior high, pumpkin pie, lullaby, nullify,
qualify, satisfy, Colonel Tigh, b***erfly!
Millionaire, underwear, Fred Astaire, everywhere,
Harvard Square, solitaire, taxi fare, dental care,
Laissez faire, rocking chair, grizzly bear, derriere,
love affair, questionnaire, pubic hair, tupperware!
Evergreen, intervene, figurine, Halloween,
closet queen, mezzanine, seventeen, submarine,
tangerine, tambourine, time machine, kidney bean,
putting green, silver screen, trampoline, wolverine!
These are some words that sound like some other words
Each word you heard, whether slurred or absurd
Spurred a second and a third and we never demurred
We herded each word into an order that stirred
And though it's been inferred that we should be interred
Or just girded in t*** by a curd-fed bird
The threats go unheard, we remain undeterred
Cuz we've got a backing track and a bunch of g****** words that rhyme!
Japanese, referees, expertise, disagrees,
Socrates, cottage cheese, guarantees, heart disease,
seven seas, ovaries, manatees, antifreeze,
nominees, killer bees, pretty please, Hercules!
USA, Hemmingway, Tina Fey, everyday,
disarray, cabaret, Mother's Day, chevrolet,
disobey, first of May, gamma ray, triple play,
Santa Fe, milky way, fiancee, bird of prey!
Mini coupe, shoop de whoop, splinter group, nincompoop,
paratroop, hula hoop, chicken coop, boy scout troop,
alley-oop, monkey p***, Betty Boop, one fell swoop,
feedback loop, ice cream scoop, Guadalupe, turtle soup!
watertight, megabyte, trilobite, troglodyte,
overnight, expedite, dynamite, socialite,
satellite, copyright, Miller Lite, impolite,
traffic light, reuinite, s*****ll fight, kryptonite!
These are some things that sound like some other things
A similar ring to every lyrical zing we bring
Every line we sing, has a lingering sting
Like spicy buffalo wing sauce on your ding-a-ling
We keep alliterating, with every linguistic string,
Streamlining and simplifying the process of songwriting
We know our necks you will wring, if we don't wrap up this thing
So here's the rest of the backing track and more g****** words that rhyme!
Decompose, Cheerios, juxtapose, garden hose,
Eat at Joe's, cellulose, talent shows, Dominos,
camel toes, HMOs, pantyhose, Poconos,
change of clothes, buffalos, UFOs, Axl Rose!
Ice hockey, jabberwocky, disc jockey, teriyaki,
chop socky, Milwaukee...