Me and My Black Metal Friends Lyrics

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
there's nothing to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow

excluding the scary paper make-up that they wear,
they resemble ink and dagger, if ink and dagger had long hair
they're pretty evil, and they do not like god,
i don't care if they burn down churches,
but they'd better not f*****' touch the synagouge

i befreinded them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
i befriended them
bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends
they have names like igor, Helthor, Angor,
but then again, it's not exactly like "in living color",
i kinda hope they move here, so i don't have to pay import prices,
but i'm kinda afraid that they'll move near me,
because, they're not nice

i befreinded them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
i befriended them
bye bye franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends
come on, ilene,
come on, ilene,
come on, ilene,
come on, ilene!