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Jingle Bombs Lyrics

Dashing thorugh the sand
With bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through check point A
But not through check point B
That's when I got shot in the a**
By the U.S. military

Oooh jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that
Bin Laden promised me
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience store night clerk

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or l kill youuuu
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