.

White Moonshine Whiskey Maker Lyrics

I like my Bourbon, buy me a beer
I love a drink like a cow loves a steer
Mix me Martinis, Gin would be nice
No f**gy olives, no f*****' ice
Drank up my money, p***** out my dough
Can't buy no bottle, no liquor store
Hey bartender, don't laugh at me
Screw you I got mine
White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
Back bubbelin' in the woods
Jelly jar of poison, makes me feel real good
White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
I'm makin' my witches brew
Just a drop of white lightnin'
Guaranteed to cure the blues
Hey Johnny Walker, walkin' too fast
Too d*** expensive, go kiss my a**
Hey Jack and Jimmie and Turkey too
Got to be rich to go drinkin' with you
Good rot-gut whiskey, grain alcohol
Couple of drinks and you'll bounce off the wall
Cat urination, Parfait D'Amour
Screw you I got mine
(Chorus)

FIRE !

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!
Report lyrics
Cut the Crap! (1995)
White Moonshine Whiskey Maker Mikey's b*** Twelve Beers Attack of the Perfumed Turd Too Short to Be the King Six Feet Down Below MTV Recipe Face-Lift Boogie Bengus' Handjob Rock 'n' Rolex Elvis, Bugs and Oldies