It's so nice to be Stoned Lyrics

A proclamation was issued today,
By the government of the USA,
Up to ninety-nine years in jail,
For illegal possession or sale,
How can they think they're right when they're wrong,
I guess they've never been stoned.
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.

Marijuana is the killer weed,
It's gonna be the end of you and me,
So says the U.S. news report,
Excuse me while I take a snort,
Let's get together now and take a toke,
of that magic smoke,
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned.

Guns and tanks and riot gas,
Can't keep you from smokin' grass,
Now listen to me brothers and I'll tell you true,
Marijuana is good for you,
Oh yeah, Marijuana is good for you,
Breath deeply,
It's so nice to be stoned, It's so nice to be stoned,
Gonna sing it from the rooftops yeah,
It's so nice to be stoned, So so so niice,
It's so nice to be stoned.