Ugly Things Lyrics

you gave the dog my supper
you had s** with my brother
you've done some ugly things for such
such a pretty girl
you slit the tires on my chevrolet
you cussed out my momma on her birthday
you've done some ugly things for such
such a pretty girl

you put a dull blade in my safety razor
and you hid the band aids from me
you tried to set fire to my bed mattress
last night when I was asleep
you sold my daddys watch to buy liquor
you pulled and p***ed the gold teeth from my mouth
you've done some ugly things for such
such a pretty girl

gonna pick one

you put roach powder in the non-dairy creamer that I use in my coffee each day
on the ride to the hospital to get my stomach pumped out
you laughed at me all the way
you put a snake in my bathtub
you laughed and sang rub-a-dub-dub
you've done some ugly things for such
such a pretty girl

you're done some d***ed ugly things for such
such a pretty girl

that's ugly darlin'