Well It's Good Afternoon
Cuz' I slept in much too long,
Well I woke up today, sixty days on
And I would not even be here,
If I stuck with that same Old Song And Dance.
With the booze and pills and powders,
And the b*****mary mornings,
Red headed s**** and car bombs
Irish Whiskey and Scotch everything
The heroin, cocaine and morphine
Ecstasy, Opium and Wine,
Uppers, Downers, Siders
And Alaskan Girls will kick your a**
With Northern Lights and Southern Comfort
Good weed, bad weed, hash and hypnotized.
Tequila and cheap beer,
Belgian beers' the best
but I could never get enough Ativans
Said, Xanies and Valiums' the stuff,
Got me feelin' good but lookin' rough
And I never found Paote
So if it's great, be sure and let me know
Cuz' the mushrooms and acid did just fine
Oh, thank you drugs we had us a time, yo
Thanks for all the fun
And the seven times in jail but now I'm done
And I wish you the best
Be sure to call me every now and then,
But mostly then
I hope you're satisfied
Cuz' you should be
Dear Old Song and Dance
When I put you first and missed that day
I knew I had to hit the brakes
I was sick and tired of waking up
With a dead man in my eyes
Now if you're Dutch,
You can laugh,
The rest of you can all f*** off.
Thank God I'm getting older,
And just now learning who I am.
I'm getting older,
And learning who I am
And waking up sober in Amsterdam
Cuz' I slept in much too long,
Well I woke up today, sixty days on
And I would not even be here,
If I stuck with that same Old Song And Dance.
With the booze and pills and powders,
And the b*****mary mornings,
Red headed s**** and car bombs
Irish Whiskey and Scotch everything
The heroin, cocaine and morphine
Ecstasy, Opium and Wine,
Uppers, Downers, Siders
And Alaskan Girls will kick your a**
With Northern Lights and Southern Comfort
Good weed, bad weed, hash and hypnotized.
Tequila and cheap beer,
Belgian beers' the best
but I could never get enough Ativans
Said, Xanies and Valiums' the stuff,
Got me feelin' good but lookin' rough
And I never found Paote
So if it's great, be sure and let me know
Cuz' the mushrooms and acid did just fine
Oh, thank you drugs we had us a time, yo
Thanks for all the fun
And the seven times in jail but now I'm done
And I wish you the best
Be sure to call me every now and then,
But mostly then
I hope you're satisfied
Cuz' you should be
Dear Old Song and Dance
When I put you first and missed that day
I knew I had to hit the brakes
I was sick and tired of waking up
With a dead man in my eyes
Now if you're Dutch,
You can laugh,
The rest of you can all f*** off.
Thank God I'm getting older,
And just now learning who I am.
I'm getting older,
And learning who I am
And waking up sober in Amsterdam