Christmas time is special and I always get excited
Now that I'm in a famous band I always get invited
To the coolest Christmas parties with the coolest wizard peeps
And if the party's broken up, we take it to the streets
I simply call up Matt and ask if I can possess his body
He's usually available and so I'm good to party
But if he's not available, I call up all my brothas
And say, "What up, it's Whompy, you should totally come ova!"
We can hook up the 360 to my 56-inch plasma
It'll look so good, it'll take your breath like you be having asthma
And when we're done with that, we can hit the Firewhiskey
Just pour it on my roots and I'll be crunk in a jiffy, what!
Spending Christmas chillin' with my crew on Hogwarts grounds
We got Hagrid spinnin' records 'cause he knows how to gets down
And he made a pact with Draco that there wouldn't be no drama
So Draco's on the mic and he be flowin' like Madonna
And Pansy's right beside him she can rock a synthesizer
And Dumbledore just got here and he brought some appetizers
He's got kettle chips, some onion dip, and a plate of c***tail wieners
Clam cakes, New England clam chowder and a couple pounds of steamers
And the Giant Squid, (I love that kid!), he's a hit with all the ladies
He'll get more groupies than Sebastian Bach did in the eighties
Even though it's winter time we'll stay hotter than Hades
We'll have those girlies howlin' like some doggies with the rabies, what!
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Wizards throw the best parties
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Big Whompy drops the phattest beats
Now that I'm in a famous band I always get invited
To the coolest Christmas parties with the coolest wizard peeps
And if the party's broken up, we take it to the streets
I simply call up Matt and ask if I can possess his body
He's usually available and so I'm good to party
But if he's not available, I call up all my brothas
And say, "What up, it's Whompy, you should totally come ova!"
We can hook up the 360 to my 56-inch plasma
It'll look so good, it'll take your breath like you be having asthma
And when we're done with that, we can hit the Firewhiskey
Just pour it on my roots and I'll be crunk in a jiffy, what!
Spending Christmas chillin' with my crew on Hogwarts grounds
We got Hagrid spinnin' records 'cause he knows how to gets down
And he made a pact with Draco that there wouldn't be no drama
So Draco's on the mic and he be flowin' like Madonna
And Pansy's right beside him she can rock a synthesizer
And Dumbledore just got here and he brought some appetizers
He's got kettle chips, some onion dip, and a plate of c***tail wieners
Clam cakes, New England clam chowder and a couple pounds of steamers
And the Giant Squid, (I love that kid!), he's a hit with all the ladies
He'll get more groupies than Sebastian Bach did in the eighties
Even though it's winter time we'll stay hotter than Hades
We'll have those girlies howlin' like some doggies with the rabies, what!
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Wizards throw the best parties
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
Big Whompy drops the phattest beats