Absurd-Ditties Lyrics

Absurd-Ditties I'm a Telly Addict Terry Talking Ernie Had a Hernia Toccata in Dm My Wife's a Psychopath Sod the Neighbours Melancholy Margaret Drooling Banjos Alec's Gone When You're Jimmy Saville Caught Up the Reeperbahn! Dez the Demon Decorator Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)

Back in '79 Carol Dodds Is Pregnant Cloughy Is a Bootboy! Dig That Groove Baby Glenda & the Test Tube Baby Idle Gossip My Girlfriends Dad's a Vicar Nellie the Elephant She Goes to Finos Spiders in the Dressing Room