We're the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west London
We're not unsigned because we're s***, we're unsigned because corporation
Suck
And because we're s***
Shut up Ash
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We're the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs
What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge
The wide worlds very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!
Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
There's a shark standing there and he looks much older
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?'
Then I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace
Humans are better
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
I'm sitting on my a*** playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want m************'
He's like 'Yo, y-y-you m************'
What happened next?
I'm getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like 'What the f***?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the f***? W-w-w-what the f***?'
Then I hit the bear in the b****
He hit the bear in the b****
Take one for the team to the b****
Should have protected his b****
Go cry to ya' mamma
A bear couldn't cook cabañda
I hit the bear in the b****
He hit the bear in the b****
Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are weirder
'Cause we'll have you later for dinner
Unless you're vegetarian
And that's okay, be a vegetarian it's fine with me
We're not unsigned because we're s***, we're unsigned because corporation
Suck
And because we're s***
Shut up Ash
Mum, your little boys flown from the nest
Moved in with his best boyfriends
We're the best
To a very big mansion of a crib
No more nappies, no more bibs
What?
Nothing
Errr, We got our own fridge
The wide worlds very, very mean
But mum, I can handle myself you'll soon see!
Just the other day I was walking, felt a tap on my shoulder
There's a shark standing there and he looks much older
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I turn around and I'm like 'What the hell?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I look at him and I'm like 'What the hell? What the hell?'
Then I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
Then I kicked the shark in the face
His face was a total disgrace
Humans are better
You can't punch me with a flipper
I kicked the shark in the face
He kicked the shark in the face
I'm sitting on my a*** playing Xbox games
Then I hear a voice and it's calling out my name
I'm like 'Yo, what you want m************'
He's like 'Yo, y-y-you m************'
What happened next?
I'm getting to that
Zip up my flies, roll my sleeves, grab a baseball bat
I look left look right but there's no one around
Then a bear TAP TAP pulls me to the ground
He's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
Then I get up and I'm like 'What the f***?'
He looks back at me, he's like 'RAR RAR RAR'
I'm not even scared I'm like 'What the f***? W-w-w-what the f***?'
Then I hit the bear in the b****
He hit the bear in the b****
Take one for the team to the b****
Should have protected his b****
Go cry to ya' mamma
A bear couldn't cook cabañda
I hit the bear in the b****
He hit the bear in the b****
Swim with a school of fish
Hunt with a pack of wolves
The only thing I know is I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
I love animals
We put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don't come for us
Then I kicked the shark in the face
Humans are weirder
'Cause we'll have you later for dinner
Unless you're vegetarian
And that's okay, be a vegetarian it's fine with me