Harmless Hobby or Bicycle Crash? Lyrics

If I could fake a thousand emotions,
if I could lie, lie like a pro,
if I could get away with doing less,
believe me I would.
I wouldn't
lift a finger.

If I could turn this knife
a little slower,
if I could turn this gun
on myself,
if I could use this information
against you,
believe me, I would.
Oh believe me, I would
Oo no, I would.
NO, NO, I would.

(mumbling)
It's a summer's day and I want to be wanted more than anything else in the world, just for a moment.