We demand a quiet and a dark and a warm apartment
Clean covers, fresh water, nice fragrances
If we don't get it
We'll find ourselves insane
Expect some hatred
Every now and then
You caught us naked
How in the hell you dared
We'd like to make it
Every now and then we get a wild urge
No knocking, don't like it
No people uninvited
We know that it's violent
But it's OK
You chose us! You chose us! You chose us!
Clean covers, fresh water, nice fragrances
If we don't get it
We'll find ourselves insane
Expect some hatred
Every now and then
You caught us naked
How in the hell you dared
We'd like to make it
Every now and then we get a wild urge
No knocking, don't like it
No people uninvited
We know that it's violent
But it's OK
You chose us! You chose us! You chose us!