Break out the plasma.
And let's all get asthma tonight.
Let's try for measles and other diseases, delights.
We want German Measles.
We want Russian Flu.
Give us Yellow Fever.
If it keeps us next to you.
(Chorus)
Oo Calling All Nurses keep me in stitches tonight.
Oo Calling All Nurses pull all the plugs out all right.
Don't let my condition get any better than fair.
All that I really do want is your intensive care.
Nurse you're so infectious.
Won't you let me stay.
Put me in a coma.
If you think I'm cute that way.
(Chorus)
Shoot me with truth serum make me
a big blabbermouth.
Put me in traction and tell me
you won't let me out.
I'm dying for you baby.
Ve vant German Measles.
We want Russian Flu.
Give us Yellow Fever.
If it keeps us next to you.
(Chorus)
And let's all get asthma tonight.
Let's try for measles and other diseases, delights.
We want German Measles.
We want Russian Flu.
Give us Yellow Fever.
If it keeps us next to you.
(Chorus)
Oo Calling All Nurses keep me in stitches tonight.
Oo Calling All Nurses pull all the plugs out all right.
Don't let my condition get any better than fair.
All that I really do want is your intensive care.
Nurse you're so infectious.
Won't you let me stay.
Put me in a coma.
If you think I'm cute that way.
(Chorus)
Shoot me with truth serum make me
a big blabbermouth.
Put me in traction and tell me
you won't let me out.
I'm dying for you baby.
Ve vant German Measles.
We want Russian Flu.
Give us Yellow Fever.
If it keeps us next to you.
(Chorus)