I don't go outside
I just wish I could hide
I can't sleep at night and there's no end in sight
to the visions haunting me
I was out with the girls dancing at a club,
when a guy from behind starts to grind and rub.
I don't know you, but now I know your size.
Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time.
The very next day I'm hiking in the woods,
when a scary looking dude just flashes his goods.
I scream and run away, but it doesn't end there.
Later at the beach free w****s everywhere.
b****.
Erection.
Woody.
Hard on d***.
His bulge is getting bigger.
He's pitching his tent.
Stiffy.
Erection.
The w**** that could.
I don't want to see the outline of your early morning wood.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.
Timberlake keeps his "d*** in a box".
Athletes have jock straps on their rocks
j***ing in his pants is Sandberg's thing.
But at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding.
Jay-Z keeps his flowing in jeans.
Take that sh*t down if you know what I mean.
Shakespeare had a c*** piece with a lock,
to keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohh!)
I don't go around showing off my lady bits.
Cameltoes are not the way to go (to go)
I keep it classy like a lady.
Never showing what's down shady.
You'll never know what's hidden below.
I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
I know my mama would be proud
I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
Let's start by singing outloud.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pans
It's not something I want to see.
(b**** fading out).
I just wish I could hide
I can't sleep at night and there's no end in sight
to the visions haunting me
I was out with the girls dancing at a club,
when a guy from behind starts to grind and rub.
I don't know you, but now I know your size.
Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time.
The very next day I'm hiking in the woods,
when a scary looking dude just flashes his goods.
I scream and run away, but it doesn't end there.
Later at the beach free w****s everywhere.
b****.
Erection.
Woody.
Hard on d***.
His bulge is getting bigger.
He's pitching his tent.
Stiffy.
Erection.
The w**** that could.
I don't want to see the outline of your early morning wood.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.
Timberlake keeps his "d*** in a box".
Athletes have jock straps on their rocks
j***ing in his pants is Sandberg's thing.
But at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding.
Jay-Z keeps his flowing in jeans.
Take that sh*t down if you know what I mean.
Shakespeare had a c*** piece with a lock,
to keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohh!)
I don't go around showing off my lady bits.
Cameltoes are not the way to go (to go)
I keep it classy like a lady.
Never showing what's down shady.
You'll never know what's hidden below.
I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
I know my mama would be proud
I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
Let's start by singing outloud.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your b**** in your pans
It's not something I want to see.
(b**** fading out).