[Intro]
[Egoraptor] Hey Ken
[Danny s**bang] What's up, Ryu?
[Ego] You know I think you're a f****** d*** right?
[Dan] Yeah?
[Ego] Well, I think we should settle this s*** once and for all with a rap battle to the death
[Dan] Okay
[Ego] Do you think you can stop eating p**** long enough to do that?
[Dan] Probably
[Ego] Alright, let's do this!
[Ego] Round 1! Rap!
[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
f*** you, Ken, you're such a little f****** b****
I'm gonna break your f****** spine in half and throw you in a ditch
Start up a f****** beat and drop the m************ bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f****** straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're s**y at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my b****
Like the bonus round car your a** is getting destroyed
My c*** is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids
Your d***'s three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to m************ say to me, Ken?
[Verse 2: Danny s**bang]
I really don't appreciate those things you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe-
Yo, an apology is in order
[Ego] Round 2! Rap!
[Verse 3: Egoraptor]
It's my honest suspicion
You're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your a** is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, b****, I'm gonna make you scream
My d*** shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of d*** jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi beat your a** with a Dao
So what you got to m************ say to me now
[Verse 4]
[Dan] Alright, two can play at this game, d***-p**** man
Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Shoryuken
[Ego] Hadouken!
[Dan] You have proven that you are the best
You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest
[Outro]
[Ego] Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
[Dan] Oh yeah, cool!
[Ego] Great job, man! I knew you could do it
[Dan] Thank you so much, I appreciate it
[Ego] Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
[Dan] My s******s...
[Egoraptor] Hey Ken
[Danny s**bang] What's up, Ryu?
[Ego] You know I think you're a f****** d*** right?
[Dan] Yeah?
[Ego] Well, I think we should settle this s*** once and for all with a rap battle to the death
[Dan] Okay
[Ego] Do you think you can stop eating p**** long enough to do that?
[Dan] Probably
[Ego] Alright, let's do this!
[Ego] Round 1! Rap!
[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
f*** you, Ken, you're such a little f****** b****
I'm gonna break your f****** spine in half and throw you in a ditch
Start up a f****** beat and drop the m************ bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f****** straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're s**y at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my b****
Like the bonus round car your a** is getting destroyed
My c*** is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids
Your d***'s three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to m************ say to me, Ken?
[Verse 2: Danny s**bang]
I really don't appreciate those things you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe-
Yo, an apology is in order
[Ego] Round 2! Rap!
[Verse 3: Egoraptor]
It's my honest suspicion
You're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your a** is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, b****, I'm gonna make you scream
My d*** shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of d*** jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi beat your a** with a Dao
So what you got to m************ say to me now
[Verse 4]
[Dan] Alright, two can play at this game, d***-p**** man
Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Shoryuken
[Ego] Hadouken!
[Dan] You have proven that you are the best
You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest
[Outro]
[Ego] Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
[Dan] Oh yeah, cool!
[Ego] Great job, man! I knew you could do it
[Dan] Thank you so much, I appreciate it
[Ego] Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
[Dan] My s******s...