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As Long as You're Up / A Sober Life's a Hard Life Lyrics

As long as you're up
Get me a blast
I must confess, under duress
I like to be gassed
Let other gen'rals trudge
Sober as a judge
Boy, this is the only
Way to fly
Pursuing the South
Over the hills
Fearless and brave, minus a shave
And crocked to the gills
A half a fifth, I know
Ought to take Shiloh, so
As long as you're up, get me a blast
A sober life's a hard life
The sort of a life with which I've clashed
For though I sympathize with tem'prance
There's a lot to be said for being smashed
It helps to lubricate things
Like, for example, civil wars
You can have the dry life
Brother, this is my life
Open wide the tavern doors
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Stan Freberg Presents: The United States of America, Volume 1 & 2: The Early Years & The Middle Years (1996)
Intro & Overture Madison, Jefferson, Franklin & Osbourne: The First Advertising Agency, Part 1 Madison, Jefferson, Franklin & Osbourne Madison, Jefferson, Franklin & Osbourne, Part 2 America! America! Madison, Jefferson, Franklin & Osbourne, Part 3 Rumplemeyer's Horseshoes: The Francis Scott Key Story Rumplemeyer's Horseshoes Stephen Foster, Beloved Songwriter Samuel F. B. Morse Sends the First Telegram Abe Lincoln in Analysis Show Folk Abe Lincoln at Home in the White House Barbara Frietchie, Martyr of the Year Shoot If You Must Lincoln at Shiloh, With General Grant As Long as You're Up / A Sober Life's a Hard Life The Appomattox Courthouse Bar & Grill There'll Never Be Another War Custer's Last Stand Alexander Graham Bell and the First Phone Call Thomas Edison Invents the Light Bulb! The Phonograph! Part 1 Perseverance Thomas Edison Invents the Light Bulb! The Phonograph! Part 2 Planned Obsolescence The Wright Brother at Kitty Hawk Henry Ford Invents Detroit Perseverance (reprise) The Sinking of the Lusitania Two Tin Pan Alley Songwriters U-Boat / The Guns of August Hello, Peace, Hello There'll Never Be Another War (reprise) Finale: America! America! (reprise) Overture Columbus Discovers America: "It's a Round, Round World" Pilgrim's Progress: "Take an Indian to Lunch" The Thanksgiving Story (Under the Double Turkey) The Sale of Manhattan: "Top Hat, White Feather, and Tails" The Boston Tea Party Declaration of Independance: "A Man Can't Be Too Careful What He Signs These Days" The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere Betsy Ross and the Flag: "Everybody Wants to Be an Art Director" The Discovery of Electricity Washington Crosses the Delaware (Command Decision) Yankee Doodle Go Home (Spirit of '76) The Battle of Yorktown Finale: "So Long, Friend..."