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Amazing Feats Lyrics

{*scratched from GangStarr's "The Militia", spoken by Guru*}
"One of us.. equals many of us..
Disrespect one of us.. you'll see plenty of us.."
[Eon]
c'mon, c'mon.. c'mon, c'mon..
c'mon, c'mon.. ahh .. (yeah!)

[Cage]
You want Cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to bless
You see me in the streets be glad I spit this stress
Punch through your chest and rip your spine out
Now that Cage got your back you can spit that rhyme out

[Eon]
I'm stompin on these chatroom fakes
whose hip-hop coincides with them cheesy remakes
You little kids playin the critics hard
Go back to your other hobby - Pokemon cards

[Cage]
Local MC's won't start it - DONE
On the mic I make more faces than the r*****ed son
Minstrel, doin a hump, takin a dump
The life of Cage, take drugs, pass out, wake up in the c***

[Eon]
I got this e-mail from your female
She's meetin me, suckin me off of three tails
Don't discuss the details, "Hee hee I won't!"
Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch E bail

[Chorus: scratched by DJ Mighty Mi]
"Once again.. this is it.."
"s*** Peddlers"
"Tearin up the industry.."
"Sendin kids back to the lab for more practice"
"Once again.. this is it.."
"s*** Peddlers"
"Tearin up the industry.."
"Amazing feats happen when we come out to play"
[Eon]
I'm livin in a monotone paisley
Look into my eyes and all you see is hazy
Somethin out of dark ages paintings, smiles can't hide
Think I'll sit back and watch life go by

[Cage]
In about, four s** acts a cheerleader will begin to bleed
Then we'll bring you up to speed on the orange deed
My seeds procreate I e******** grown infants
then blow shotties in they face to finish the sentence

[Eon]
The fact is, you suck like 'Ishtar' does
d*** Starbuck and Cage spark dust up
Yeah I stuck around like your Plymouth's car rust
f*** your startin five, the startin three ARE us
[Cage]
Stick my d*** in almost any hole
if I got plastic on and my Toxic Avenger mask is on
Celebrate like my pops when his b****** was born
Stretch the p**** like some starlet tryin to last in p***

[Chorus]

[Cage]
This is the meaty part of the discussion
Slice the underbelly of my hunger jelly, splash the scene
Crashed the Beam in half then laughed, I ain't shook(?) shaft
Put another hole in your head to stash my fist
and slash your wrists, with a "p*** Again" CD
Cracked the jar then the cigar then it goes to E

[Eon]
I'm in a trance with the evilest glance
My moral obligation is the feeblest stance
Anti-semetic dipshits, wearin Polo
y'all ever heard of Ralph Lipschitz?
Oh no, check my aura, in 3-D photos
Whether at regular speed or super slow-mo

[Chorus]
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