Be Prepared Lyrics

I was born wearing pants
be prepared
I was born standing up
be prepared
don't be ashamed
you were born unadored
be prepared
I was born in Portland, Oregon
be prepared
I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket
be prepared
don't be alarmed
we mean you no harm
be prepared
I was born already bald
be prepared
I was born wearing spats and a d***ie
be prepared
don't be ashamed
you were born unadored
be prepared
be prepared