Well, there was a little fly and he flew into a store
And he [shhhht] upon the ceiling and he [shhhht] upon the floor.
He [shhhht] upon the bacon and he [shhhht] upon the ham
And he [shhhht] upon the head of the little grocery man.
Now the little grocery man, he got his little spray gun
He swore he'd get that fly, before the day was done.
But before he could count, from one to ten,
The fly swooped down and [shhhht] upon his baldy head again.
Now little grocery man and little grocery wife.
Said they'd get that little fly, even if it meant their life.
So they bought themselves a hand grenade, and they hid inside the store,
And they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door.
Now both went up to heaven and angles they were made,
St. Peter said to them that they would be repaid.
So they got their angel wings, and they took off to the sky,
And they both swooped down like bomber and they [shhhht] upon the fly.
And he [shhhht] upon the ceiling and he [shhhht] upon the floor.
He [shhhht] upon the bacon and he [shhhht] upon the ham
And he [shhhht] upon the head of the little grocery man.
Now the little grocery man, he got his little spray gun
He swore he'd get that fly, before the day was done.
But before he could count, from one to ten,
The fly swooped down and [shhhht] upon his baldy head again.
Now little grocery man and little grocery wife.
Said they'd get that little fly, even if it meant their life.
So they bought themselves a hand grenade, and they hid inside the store,
And they blew themselves to blazes as the fly flew out the door.
Now both went up to heaven and angles they were made,
St. Peter said to them that they would be repaid.
So they got their angel wings, and they took off to the sky,
And they both swooped down like bomber and they [shhhht] upon the fly.