King Of The Beach Lyrics

Won't be waxing down my surfboard
I won't be shooting the curl
Won't be listening to Beach Boys
Brian Wilson sings like a girl
The only woody I own
Is the woody that's in my pants
And you know I drive the ladies
Crazy when they see me dance
Cause I'm king of the beach
Yeah I'm king of the beach
[Solo]
I won't be sportin' a sun tan
I won't be pickin' my nose
Wouldn't be caught dead in a swim suit
Yeah I'll be wearing my dress clothes
You know the girls in the string
Bikinis gonna turn me on
And the party gets started I'll be
Sleepin' till the break of dawn
Cause I'm king of the beach
Yeah I'm king of the beach
I'm f****** king of the beach
Yeah Yeah Yeah
I'm king of the beach