Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a d*** lawyer and a miracle to pull
My a** outta this
Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her a** to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it
Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang onto this
Lordy, with my hand up on the Bible, swear I shot the d*** Devil, not a
b****, but the po-po don't give a s***
(Ho- ho- hum-...)
Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge had my warden done
Parole me
Rat poison, devil, (got babies?) so I shipped her a** to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it
g****** judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation
But to see as I couldn't find nobody to corroborate my bullshit story
Sweet Jesus, no one listened. Tried to lynch me up
What if she's a zombie or a Dracula? And tried to f*****'(?)...
Devil walked away from my bangin' trip to Mozambique
Help me outta this
Help me outta this
I'ma need a d*** lawyer and a miracle to pull
My a** outta this
Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her a** to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it
Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang onto this
Lordy, with my hand up on the Bible, swear I shot the d*** Devil, not a
b****, but the po-po don't give a s***
(Ho- ho- hum-...)
Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow since the judge had my warden done
Parole me
Rat poison, devil, (got babies?) so I shipped her a** to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it
g****** judge found me guilty of public intoxication, public urination and
Parole violation
But to see as I couldn't find nobody to corroborate my bullshit story
Sweet Jesus, no one listened. Tried to lynch me up
What if she's a zombie or a Dracula? And tried to f*****'(?)...
Devil walked away from my bangin' trip to Mozambique
Help me outta this
Help me outta this