A B C D E F G H I gotta gal wears her toenails long
Drives a red Barracude, singin' meat packer songs
And she ain't from Kalamazoo
A B C D E F G H I gotta 'friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz
Then a '55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends
And the plates say Kalamazoo
He had a steady job and watched what he spent
He'd say I don't believe in payin' no g****** rent
I'll squirrel away every g****** cent
And buy my own d*** house in Kalamazoo
She turned to the world with a b****** child
Said, "I just can't handle him he's too d*** wild'
But the years and the liquor have made him mild
And he lays around Kalamazoo
Drives a red Barracude, singin' meat packer songs
And she ain't from Kalamazoo
A B C D E F G H I gotta 'friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz
Then a '55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends
And the plates say Kalamazoo
He had a steady job and watched what he spent
He'd say I don't believe in payin' no g****** rent
I'll squirrel away every g****** cent
And buy my own d*** house in Kalamazoo
She turned to the world with a b****** child
Said, "I just can't handle him he's too d*** wild'
But the years and the liquor have made him mild
And he lays around Kalamazoo