The ambulance sirens rang
As they wheeled her to the stand
Feathered, tarred and handcuffed
To a stretcher
The doctor's diagnosis
Was multiple sclerosis
An open and shut hopeless
f****** case
The wheels of justice turned
'Til the tires were bald and burned
And when they all adjourned
I asked myself:
Am I un-H-A-P-P-Y?
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Then I said to myself:
"Self? Is wrestling fixed?"
Am I un-H-A-P-P-Y?
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Did Little Red Riding Hood wear a hood?
Did 3 bears s*** in the woods?
Was Humpty Dumpty fat?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Is wrestling fixed?
As they wheeled her to the stand
Feathered, tarred and handcuffed
To a stretcher
The doctor's diagnosis
Was multiple sclerosis
An open and shut hopeless
f****** case
The wheels of justice turned
'Til the tires were bald and burned
And when they all adjourned
I asked myself:
Am I un-H-A-P-P-Y?
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Then I said to myself:
"Self? Is wrestling fixed?"
Am I un-H-A-P-P-Y?
Does a newborn baby cry?
Did Elvis really die?
Did Little Red Riding Hood wear a hood?
Did 3 bears s*** in the woods?
Was Humpty Dumpty fat?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
Is wrestling fixed?