It's four in the morning
You sneak out of bed
And tiptoe down the stairs
Go to the kitchen
Leave off the light
The Pillsbury® cookie dough's waiting there
Yeah, you open the door
Take the tube in your hand
Get the scissors down from the shelf
Peel back the label
Give it a squeeze
You're gonna eat the whole thing all by yourself
There's nothing better than a whole d*** tube of raw cookie dough
(Go on and eat it all)
Don't slice it, don't cook it, don't serve it, don't share it
(Go on and eat it all)
Hide the wrapper at the bottom of the trash
And go back up to bed
Filled with shame
And cookie dough
From Pillsbury®
You sneak out of bed
And tiptoe down the stairs
Go to the kitchen
Leave off the light
The Pillsbury® cookie dough's waiting there
Yeah, you open the door
Take the tube in your hand
Get the scissors down from the shelf
Peel back the label
Give it a squeeze
You're gonna eat the whole thing all by yourself
There's nothing better than a whole d*** tube of raw cookie dough
(Go on and eat it all)
Don't slice it, don't cook it, don't serve it, don't share it
(Go on and eat it all)
Hide the wrapper at the bottom of the trash
And go back up to bed
Filled with shame
And cookie dough
From Pillsbury®