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My v***** Lyrics

My v***** has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My v***** hardly even used
My v*****'s got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my a**
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with l******s
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer c***
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their a**
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a v*****
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