O Africa and orient bring gifts
Spigot weed and egg of the teal
Master baker bring me eel
O your legs were lovely
The synth, bring the synth
Bring the rickety raggedy synth
You harlequins you play such s***
The colour is clean
But you pollute the ballet shoes
You are trying to keep them new
I'm sorry for you
Here comes the queen
Fat and obscene
See her a-staggering
Bringing her bantam boys along
In a line behind her
Walk, walk with a bassoon in the rain
Ringing the filters, ringing the filters
Ringing the summer in
Walk, walk with a bassoon in the rain
Ringing the eunuch, ringing the eunuch
Ringing the eunuch in
Dr Walford Bodie dragging along on a string
A spaniel made of tin
Arise, arise
O Phoebus shall arise
Spigot weed and egg of the teal
Master baker bring me eel
O your legs were lovely
The synth, bring the synth
Bring the rickety raggedy synth
You harlequins you play such s***
The colour is clean
But you pollute the ballet shoes
You are trying to keep them new
I'm sorry for you
Here comes the queen
Fat and obscene
See her a-staggering
Bringing her bantam boys along
In a line behind her
Walk, walk with a bassoon in the rain
Ringing the filters, ringing the filters
Ringing the summer in
Walk, walk with a bassoon in the rain
Ringing the eunuch, ringing the eunuch
Ringing the eunuch in
Dr Walford Bodie dragging along on a string
A spaniel made of tin
Arise, arise
O Phoebus shall arise