Strokin' stinky chicken that you call a waitress
Pushin' 25 and you're already bald
Whatcha got hidin' back under your mattress
p*****' like a pedophile back in the stalls
s*** stains cookin' in the crack of your a**
Cut your little brother with a broken glass
Roy - hangin' at the firehouse
Roy - tappin' on your gameboy
Roy - choke him with a dirty rag
Roy - gonna c** in his mouth
b******' blue light on the top of your ride
Lookin' twice the man that you are inside
Muscle car shirt that you got from the hamper
Drinkin' down your coffee but you smell like pampers
Crossing guard at the elementary school
But your zipper's wide open at the public pool
Roy - hangin' at the firehouse
Roy - tappin' on your gameboy
Roy - choke him with a dirty rag
Roy - gonna c** in his mouth
Never had a girlfriend your mama's surprised
Wonder about the creepy look you got in your eyes
There's a number on your beeper but it's nobody cool
Ball cap cheap shades you're nobody's fool
Bottom of your class but the first on the scene
There's a dude in your car and he's only 15
Roy - hangin' at the firehouse
Roy - tappin' on your gameboy
Roy - choke him with a dirty rag
Roy - gonna c** in his mouth
Pushin' 25 and you're already bald
Whatcha got hidin' back under your mattress
p*****' like a pedophile back in the stalls
s*** stains cookin' in the crack of your a**
Cut your little brother with a broken glass
Roy - hangin' at the firehouse
Roy - tappin' on your gameboy
Roy - choke him with a dirty rag
Roy - gonna c** in his mouth
b******' blue light on the top of your ride
Lookin' twice the man that you are inside
Muscle car shirt that you got from the hamper
Drinkin' down your coffee but you smell like pampers
Crossing guard at the elementary school
But your zipper's wide open at the public pool
Roy - hangin' at the firehouse
Roy - tappin' on your gameboy
Roy - choke him with a dirty rag
Roy - gonna c** in his mouth
Never had a girlfriend your mama's surprised
Wonder about the creepy look you got in your eyes
There's a number on your beeper but it's nobody cool
Ball cap cheap shades you're nobody's fool
Bottom of your class but the first on the scene
There's a dude in your car and he's only 15
Roy - hangin' at the firehouse
Roy - tappin' on your gameboy
Roy - choke him with a dirty rag
Roy - gonna c** in his mouth