I Wish I Was Danny Kaye Lyrics

Two and two are four
Four and four are eight
Eight and eight are sixteen
Sixteen and sixteen are thirty two
Inchworm, Inchworm
Measuring the marigold

Me a swan? Ah, go on!
And he said 'Yes, you're a swan'
Take a look at yourself in the lake, and you'll see

And he looked, and he saw
And he said 'I am a swan! Whee!'

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...
I would scat with...Mr. Satchmo
Hang with...Ol' Pinnochio

Have a babe in every toy store
Have a lot, have some more

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

He got a haircut ??
Suitcoat with elbow patches
Who was his wife am I dreamin'
She got everything she needs yeah, yeah
I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

I wish I was Danny Kaye
Had nice things to say
Nothin' to do all day
And I wish I was...

I wish I was wish I was wish I was wish I was
wish I was wish I was wish I was wish I was...

Don't you wish you were too
(Oh yeah)
Don't you wish you were too
(You know I do)
Don't you wish you were too
Don't you wish you were too
(continue to end)