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Potato Cakes Lyrics

I wanna deep sea dive in your girly thighs
Girl you caught my eye servin' curly fries
I wanna serve you the sauce with the secret taste
Cause we're like two potato cakes
x 2
She not allergic to nerd urgin but she's shy to serve it
I'm so bitter 'bout s***, she gives me a lift and I'm nervous
See we both work at Arby's but in separate sections
And she doesn't know I like her, that she gives me erections
She's up at the counter, I'm in the hole in the back
Taking orders, making change, putting toys in the bags
We smoke b***es on occasion, and I really can't stand it
But she's from another planet so I deal like I'm Gambit
Smoke breaks are like dates, so I don't mind the coughin'
But I'd rather get blazed with the cook in the walk-in
But I feel like I'm stalkin, I can tell she's uneasy
Not appeasing to be creepin' so I still hold her cheesy
At the end of the night, I'm sure to ask for a ride
Been a really long day, I feel like dying inside
Feel like driving all night, home life's kind of f*****
Never dropped me off, never rolled the window up
What?

I wanna deep sea dive in your girly thighs
Girl you caught my eye servin' curly fries
I wanna serve you the sauce with the secret taste
Cause we're like two potato cakes
x 2

Up at 6:30, take a shower 'cuz I'm dirty
Go to school, keep on flirting with this girl I think is purty
Yeah, I know she's gonna hurt me but it's worth it I a**ure it
She's so perfect, I'm so putrid, Where is cupid and some courage?
I will love her always, torment in the hallways
Treated like a cretin, something creepin' in your crawl s***e
See her at the lockers, see her knockers in her sweater
Soon she'll find the letter where I go ahead and tell her
She's like, "I'm so stoked, I got a date to the dance!"
Well there's a girl from art class, that I guess I could ask
"You should go, we could double, there's a really big party
Oh, by the way, I've got good news, I finally quit Arby's
I'm a hostess at Chili's and it's really the bomb
My date's a waiter there, it's where he asked me to prom"
And so I linger on with my pale blue eyes
Walkin' through the hood cause I've lost my ride
I wanna deep sea dive in your girly thighs
Girl you caught my eye servin' curly fries
I wanna serve you the sauce with the secret taste
Cause we're like two potato cakes
x 2
And so I survive, I'm prepared to do prep
I'm sweating by the ovens, someone turn on the vents
What a turn of events, now I'm sort of a mess
There's a new girl she r*****ed, now the manager's tense
The cook's out of weed, and I kinda miss it
But I still show up for work like this s*** is no big
Like my heart is not broke, like she done me no harm
I don't wanna be a wuss so I still set my alarm
I'm upset but not emo, and there's no one to fight
I can block the empties with a shield like I'm prototype
Close the window to the world if it's not acting quite right
Pack the pipe in the parking lot with manager Mike
I can deal with this shirt, I got really cool bosses
I can stock the desert, I can marry the sauces
It's scary but awesome, when it comes to my job
I never even think about the time I was robbed
*Gunshot*

I wanna deep sea dive in your girly thighs
Girl you caught my eye servin' curly fries
I wanna serve you the sauce with the secret taste
Cause we're like two potato cakes
x 2
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