My Name Is Earthworm Lyrics

I'm so small now
I'm so big now
I am awake now
and I don't mind
I don't mind I'll be your earthworm
I will wait here in the dirt
for you to come and find me and determine what I'm worth
and cut me into two halfs,
half one and half two
I'll be the person
wiping up your tears this afternoon
my name is earthworm

my name is I don't have a name
you can leave me on the sidewalk
I just hope a hopscotch game
doesn't start anywhere near me
'cause it might squish both my halfs
I'll be the person you can always count on for a laugh

I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter
I had a dream that we all woke up and realized we didn't matter
and I don't mind
I don't mind I'll be your sunscreen
you can be my Dr. Phil
I can tell you not to worry
you can tell me if I'm ill
and cut me into two halfs
half one and half two
but can I keep a quarter, or is this whole thing for you?

I could be your wingman
while you check out the ladies
I could be your waiter, I won't forget the pastries
I was a bad waiter and I forgot the pastries
tell me you'll forgive me, it wasn't 'cause I'm lazy
I had a dream that we all woke up and realized it didn't matter
I had a dream that we all woke up and realized we didn't matter
and I don't mind

earthworms they have no hands and feet
who cares if you won't talk to me
who cares if you act really mean
when we do speak, if we speak

earthworms they have no hands and feet
who cares if you won't talk to me

I am awake now and I don't mind
I'm so small now
I'm so big now
I'm so small now
I'm so big now
I'm so big