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Live By the Remote, Die By the Remote Lyrics

on this week's episode, i'm influenced by a fictional character on a show.
as i sit on my sofa with a pen and paper, i listen carefull and take notes.
i write down lines that cringey guys say to get the girls and they never decline.
i scan the tv guide with my square eyes and check the show times more than twice.
seen it loads on tv shows, worked for ross on friends so i thought i'd give it a go.
i said i love you and i always did, but it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen
so i guess i'll change the channel, on this cheesy romance scene.
now i can't sleep til it airs next week.
not even season 5 could cheer up this tired geek.
i'm flicking through channels just to kill some hours til dr. who.
Maybe he'll have some advice i can use, some anecdotes to keep me amused.
i think that friends is on at 10.
i could watch joey this time and try it again.

seen it loads on tv shows, worked for ross on friends so i thought i'd give it a go.
i said i love you and i always did, but it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen
so i guess i'll change the channel, on this cheesy romance scene.
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