So This Is Romance Lyrics

I've got a note from my cousin the other day
He said his lady had gone on a holiday
He thought she'd be back in a week or so
But that was more than 2 months ago
So this is romance
So this is romance

They'd been together devoted through thick and thin
He really thought she would love no one else but him
But now he doesn't think she's being fair
To be having so much fun with him not there

So this is romance
So this is romance
In her last letter she was water-skying
And she has learned to drive a car
A gigolo baring the name Romero
Takes her for evenings in a c***tail bar

So this is romance
You don't stand a chance
He felt mistreated but what could he say?
This was her idea of a holiday

So he decided he'd go out and bring her home
Till he found out she got married the week before

Sorry I had no time to let you know
But can I for you before you go (?)

So this is romance
So this is romance