Han's got a roommate. Her name is Laurie.
She's a monster from a movie coming after me.
Laurie's dad's a doctor and pays for her rent.
Laurie is a monster who's mind is bent.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.
She's gonna try and kiss you,
and tell you that she loves you,
and wants to show you her birthday suit.
Her hair is gray, her shape is overweight.
It's hard to believe she's only 22.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.
Laurie write love songs and wants to be a star.
I think a good doctor is what she needs.
Laurie's gig is over. She found trouble in the streets.
The newspaper said so in 'police beat'.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.
She's a monster from a movie coming after me.
Laurie's dad's a doctor and pays for her rent.
Laurie is a monster who's mind is bent.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.
She's gonna try and kiss you,
and tell you that she loves you,
and wants to show you her birthday suit.
Her hair is gray, her shape is overweight.
It's hard to believe she's only 22.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.
Laurie write love songs and wants to be a star.
I think a good doctor is what she needs.
Laurie's gig is over. She found trouble in the streets.
The newspaper said so in 'police beat'.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
That's what I was told.
Stay away from Laurie Monster.
She's going to explode.