[Chorus: Kool Keith - repeat 2X]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a****** out like Vanessa
[Kool Keith]
I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound
Throw your keyboards into the wall, p*** on your perception
Cut off your dial tone, veto your collect call
s*** on your best creation
Ask the generous family, I'ma s*** on your extravagant demonstration
Damage your tuxedo vest, come like your tuxedo fresh
Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice
Put your a****** on the shelf for a 99 cent price
Five minutes to light up your a** like Uncle Ben rice
Carolina in the burgundy and white box
You can't eat Uncle Ben twice
It's like seein the f***** up jaw, on Uncle Ken twice
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
The pop-o-lar p***master, Kool Keith
A.K.A., the lineup on the list master
You heard "Spankmaster," but what about the s***master?
Defecate on your chest, leave you frontline n***** with asthma
Anything s***** comin on the radio
I break the Sony and JVC component set, and turn off you b******s
Eliminate your vision on TV
Flat screen, your wall unit, turn that b**** backwards
I fast forward your s***, count myself the green
Wristband around my head, block your f***** dunk shot
Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks
With apples and grape Now or Laters
Break you m************ in half like chico stix
MC toys, DJ put 'em together
I tell 'em straight f*** the Coleco mix
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
m************ wanna rap about s***e helmets and s***
You can't tell me s***
Give me the letters n****, can't even spell me the s***
All rappers run they f***** lips
I work that m*********** microphone
f*** showin you the skill, you cocaine-a** n****
You blow and you feel, skinny legs m***********
I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal
My style choco
[Outro]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a****** out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a****** out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a****** out like Vanessa
[Kool Keith]
I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound
Throw your keyboards into the wall, p*** on your perception
Cut off your dial tone, veto your collect call
s*** on your best creation
Ask the generous family, I'ma s*** on your extravagant demonstration
Damage your tuxedo vest, come like your tuxedo fresh
Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice
Put your a****** on the shelf for a 99 cent price
Five minutes to light up your a** like Uncle Ben rice
Carolina in the burgundy and white box
You can't eat Uncle Ben twice
It's like seein the f***** up jaw, on Uncle Ken twice
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
The pop-o-lar p***master, Kool Keith
A.K.A., the lineup on the list master
You heard "Spankmaster," but what about the s***master?
Defecate on your chest, leave you frontline n***** with asthma
Anything s***** comin on the radio
I break the Sony and JVC component set, and turn off you b******s
Eliminate your vision on TV
Flat screen, your wall unit, turn that b**** backwards
I fast forward your s***, count myself the green
Wristband around my head, block your f***** dunk shot
Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks
With apples and grape Now or Laters
Break you m************ in half like chico stix
MC toys, DJ put 'em together
I tell 'em straight f*** the Coleco mix
[Chorus]
[Kool Keith]
m************ wanna rap about s***e helmets and s***
You can't tell me s***
Give me the letters n****, can't even spell me the s***
All rappers run they f***** lips
I work that m*********** microphone
f*** showin you the skill, you cocaine-a** n****
You blow and you feel, skinny legs m***********
I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal
My style choco
[Outro]
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a****** out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your a****** out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol