New York City, we p*** in it, we live in it
We die, we all take s**** in it
[Kool Keith]
There's a million albums out there with that opera and Shakespeare s***
I stuff my ears with cotton when you rap
I don't hear s***, you n***** are excess waste
A hundred percent of the mainstream crowd, receive pure s***
The hottest DJ's in New York spin it from the wheelchairs
with cancer, my voodoo ready to roll
Ask Harlem Hospital, you can't cure s***
HMV at the cash register, girls tryin to make me buy CD's
Soft jazz and h*** R&B
I ain't payin for that Allure s***
Walkin by Bloomingdales before you see me put the pep in it
I guarantee you get bad karma
Fly leather coat with the Coach bag
You step in s***, choose the Daily News
The newspaper's gonna take off a little off your soles
You got a lot around your feet m************ not a little bit
(Wipe that s*** off your soles)
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
I'm straight up on the b***-a** transit
I don't give a f***, I smell the p*** in the subway
My Boss cologne suits me well on the New York City mass transit
Women lookin scared, borin-a** statues
b**** you need to get out the boroughs
and move to Kansas or Pittsburgh or somethin
Sittin up with braids in your hair like a f***** Halloween pumpkin
Smile m***********, put on some lipstick or do somethin
Eat your breakfast m***in
My appearance shock your brand new m*********** leather
I ain't say nothin
Cause in your panties secretly, I know you readin the magazine comin
The freak on the train is bustin
I was sittin here first, you wasn't
I know you goin home to m*********
Your girlfriend is messed up, datin her own f***** cousin
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
Y'all just reachin your d*** horizons, so what?
You got your cellular phone, m*********** you pre-paid
Girls and guys I'm not frontin
Y'all bullshittin talkin to nobody lookin good at the dinner table
Runnin your f***** bill up on Verizon
You ain't shoppin with a lot of Victoria's Secret bags
Monkeys treat you to Unos, r*****ed-a** herb n***** are thin
Girls are more insecure, I'm realizin
The datin and courtin s*** got everybody hyped up and sportin s***
The Bell system fraud
Dial on the spot or stand trial on the spot
Ladies don't invite me over
Just cover the mattress with the p***, and the c** spot
Don't blast the same lame-a** singin MC a lot
Now move the ticket off your window, Manhattan traffic cop
You shoulda dipped, your s*** in the parking lot
[Chorus] - 2X
New York City, we p*** in it, we live in it
We die, we all take s**** in it
[Kool Keith]
There's a million albums out there with that opera and Shakespeare s***
I stuff my ears with cotton when you rap
I don't hear s***, you n***** are excess waste
A hundred percent of the mainstream crowd, receive pure s***
The hottest DJ's in New York spin it from the wheelchairs
with cancer, my voodoo ready to roll
Ask Harlem Hospital, you can't cure s***
HMV at the cash register, girls tryin to make me buy CD's
Soft jazz and h*** R&B
I ain't payin for that Allure s***
Walkin by Bloomingdales before you see me put the pep in it
I guarantee you get bad karma
Fly leather coat with the Coach bag
You step in s***, choose the Daily News
The newspaper's gonna take off a little off your soles
You got a lot around your feet m************ not a little bit
(Wipe that s*** off your soles)
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
I'm straight up on the b***-a** transit
I don't give a f***, I smell the p*** in the subway
My Boss cologne suits me well on the New York City mass transit
Women lookin scared, borin-a** statues
b**** you need to get out the boroughs
and move to Kansas or Pittsburgh or somethin
Sittin up with braids in your hair like a f***** Halloween pumpkin
Smile m***********, put on some lipstick or do somethin
Eat your breakfast m***in
My appearance shock your brand new m*********** leather
I ain't say nothin
Cause in your panties secretly, I know you readin the magazine comin
The freak on the train is bustin
I was sittin here first, you wasn't
I know you goin home to m*********
Your girlfriend is messed up, datin her own f***** cousin
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
Y'all just reachin your d*** horizons, so what?
You got your cellular phone, m*********** you pre-paid
Girls and guys I'm not frontin
Y'all bullshittin talkin to nobody lookin good at the dinner table
Runnin your f***** bill up on Verizon
You ain't shoppin with a lot of Victoria's Secret bags
Monkeys treat you to Unos, r*****ed-a** herb n***** are thin
Girls are more insecure, I'm realizin
The datin and courtin s*** got everybody hyped up and sportin s***
The Bell system fraud
Dial on the spot or stand trial on the spot
Ladies don't invite me over
Just cover the mattress with the p***, and the c** spot
Don't blast the same lame-a** singin MC a lot
Now move the ticket off your window, Manhattan traffic cop
You shoulda dipped, your s*** in the parking lot
[Chorus] - 2X
We die, we all take s**** in it
[Kool Keith]
There's a million albums out there with that opera and Shakespeare s***
I stuff my ears with cotton when you rap
I don't hear s***, you n***** are excess waste
A hundred percent of the mainstream crowd, receive pure s***
The hottest DJ's in New York spin it from the wheelchairs
with cancer, my voodoo ready to roll
Ask Harlem Hospital, you can't cure s***
HMV at the cash register, girls tryin to make me buy CD's
Soft jazz and h*** R&B
I ain't payin for that Allure s***
Walkin by Bloomingdales before you see me put the pep in it
I guarantee you get bad karma
Fly leather coat with the Coach bag
You step in s***, choose the Daily News
The newspaper's gonna take off a little off your soles
You got a lot around your feet m************ not a little bit
(Wipe that s*** off your soles)
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
I'm straight up on the b***-a** transit
I don't give a f***, I smell the p*** in the subway
My Boss cologne suits me well on the New York City mass transit
Women lookin scared, borin-a** statues
b**** you need to get out the boroughs
and move to Kansas or Pittsburgh or somethin
Sittin up with braids in your hair like a f***** Halloween pumpkin
Smile m***********, put on some lipstick or do somethin
Eat your breakfast m***in
My appearance shock your brand new m*********** leather
I ain't say nothin
Cause in your panties secretly, I know you readin the magazine comin
The freak on the train is bustin
I was sittin here first, you wasn't
I know you goin home to m*********
Your girlfriend is messed up, datin her own f***** cousin
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
Y'all just reachin your d*** horizons, so what?
You got your cellular phone, m*********** you pre-paid
Girls and guys I'm not frontin
Y'all bullshittin talkin to nobody lookin good at the dinner table
Runnin your f***** bill up on Verizon
You ain't shoppin with a lot of Victoria's Secret bags
Monkeys treat you to Unos, r*****ed-a** herb n***** are thin
Girls are more insecure, I'm realizin
The datin and courtin s*** got everybody hyped up and sportin s***
The Bell system fraud
Dial on the spot or stand trial on the spot
Ladies don't invite me over
Just cover the mattress with the p***, and the c** spot
Don't blast the same lame-a** singin MC a lot
Now move the ticket off your window, Manhattan traffic cop
You shoulda dipped, your s*** in the parking lot
[Chorus] - 2X
New York City, we p*** in it, we live in it
We die, we all take s**** in it
[Kool Keith]
There's a million albums out there with that opera and Shakespeare s***
I stuff my ears with cotton when you rap
I don't hear s***, you n***** are excess waste
A hundred percent of the mainstream crowd, receive pure s***
The hottest DJ's in New York spin it from the wheelchairs
with cancer, my voodoo ready to roll
Ask Harlem Hospital, you can't cure s***
HMV at the cash register, girls tryin to make me buy CD's
Soft jazz and h*** R&B
I ain't payin for that Allure s***
Walkin by Bloomingdales before you see me put the pep in it
I guarantee you get bad karma
Fly leather coat with the Coach bag
You step in s***, choose the Daily News
The newspaper's gonna take off a little off your soles
You got a lot around your feet m************ not a little bit
(Wipe that s*** off your soles)
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
I'm straight up on the b***-a** transit
I don't give a f***, I smell the p*** in the subway
My Boss cologne suits me well on the New York City mass transit
Women lookin scared, borin-a** statues
b**** you need to get out the boroughs
and move to Kansas or Pittsburgh or somethin
Sittin up with braids in your hair like a f***** Halloween pumpkin
Smile m***********, put on some lipstick or do somethin
Eat your breakfast m***in
My appearance shock your brand new m*********** leather
I ain't say nothin
Cause in your panties secretly, I know you readin the magazine comin
The freak on the train is bustin
I was sittin here first, you wasn't
I know you goin home to m*********
Your girlfriend is messed up, datin her own f***** cousin
[Chorus] - 2X
[Kool Keith]
Y'all just reachin your d*** horizons, so what?
You got your cellular phone, m*********** you pre-paid
Girls and guys I'm not frontin
Y'all bullshittin talkin to nobody lookin good at the dinner table
Runnin your f***** bill up on Verizon
You ain't shoppin with a lot of Victoria's Secret bags
Monkeys treat you to Unos, r*****ed-a** herb n***** are thin
Girls are more insecure, I'm realizin
The datin and courtin s*** got everybody hyped up and sportin s***
The Bell system fraud
Dial on the spot or stand trial on the spot
Ladies don't invite me over
Just cover the mattress with the p***, and the c** spot
Don't blast the same lame-a** singin MC a lot
Now move the ticket off your window, Manhattan traffic cop
You shoulda dipped, your s*** in the parking lot
[Chorus] - 2X