I Never Die Lyrics

I am Señor Chang! And I'm so ill!
This is a warning I can't be killed!
All in your cabeza without a chaser
Not another teacher with this much flavor
Get your hands up for Español!
This Spanish evil genius is probably the meanest!
Say hello [I've got to] the clase caliente
It's one cero dos, and I know how much you miss me
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die!

I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die! No!
It's the C to the H to the A N G
I do it like Zorro, not Jet Li
My moves are Latin
My loins has spice
I never do laundry, I hate all rice
I know more Spanish than you'll ever learn
Shoot from the hip like my name was Bruce Dern
He was in cowboy movies right?
I'm Señor Chang and I do it all night
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die!

I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die! No!