s****!
We're living on the outside of real life,
When nonsense fills the contents of our minds,
I laugh till teardrops drip from my eyes,
I drift home when I spit foam ???
What happens here is what ???
And find a bed between me and my mates musical beer,
Drunk position, getting p*****, and you had to volunteer.
And we're not getting older for another twenty years.
I get drunk with a***holes,
You can't tear us apart.
And when it's time for the sun to come out,
You'll find us down the park.
So congratulations,
You p***** your life away.
Your beer belly's looking like a baby,
But that's fine, we're OK.
I'm looking at plump b**** and cold brews,
I catch flu when I spend nights out with you.
Nothing I say is original or true,
Inspired by the writing on the men's loos.
I ain't got much but I'm willing to share,
??? playing musical chairs.
I exist and that's about it,
So don't come near.
If you expect common sense,
We're doing fine right here.
I get drunk with a***holes,
You can't tear us apart.
And when it's time for the sun to come out,
You'll find us down the park.
So congratulations,
You p***** your life away.
Your beer belly's looking like a baby,
But that's fine, we're OK.
Three bottles of cider, before 11.30,
Makes me feel so dirty, but good.
Three bottles of cider, before 11.30,
Came between you and me, f******!
We're living on the outside of real life,
When nonsense fills the contents of our minds,
I laugh till teardrops drip from my eyes,
I drift home when I spit foam ???
What happens here is what ???
And find a bed between me and my mates musical beer,
Drunk position, getting p*****, and you had to volunteer.
And we're not getting older for another twenty years.
I get drunk with a***holes,
You can't tear us apart.
And when it's time for the sun to come out,
You'll find us down the park.
So congratulations,
You p***** your life away.
Your beer belly's looking like a baby,
But that's fine, we're OK.
I'm looking at plump b**** and cold brews,
I catch flu when I spend nights out with you.
Nothing I say is original or true,
Inspired by the writing on the men's loos.
I ain't got much but I'm willing to share,
??? playing musical chairs.
I exist and that's about it,
So don't come near.
If you expect common sense,
We're doing fine right here.
I get drunk with a***holes,
You can't tear us apart.
And when it's time for the sun to come out,
You'll find us down the park.
So congratulations,
You p***** your life away.
Your beer belly's looking like a baby,
But that's fine, we're OK.
Three bottles of cider, before 11.30,
Makes me feel so dirty, but good.
Three bottles of cider, before 11.30,
Came between you and me, f******!