One of These Days Lyrics

One of these days
I'm gonna be happy
One of these days
I'm gonna p*** all over myself laughing
One of these days
I'm gonna get the punchline
One of these days
I'm gonna be happy
Till then I'm gonna b****, moan, and groan
And hold the phone!
I'm not done
Where's everybody goin'?
What the f***
This s*** sucks
I'm bored
I'll take these two calls
To hell with me
To hell with you
To hell with hell
I'm gonna be happy
One of these days
I'm gonna be happy
One of these days
I'm gonna p*** all over myself laughing
One of these days
I'm gonna get the punchline
One of these days
I'm gonna be happy