I'd Love to Knock the Hell Out of You Lyrics

Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you
And if you keep messin around I'm going to
So if you're looking for trouble
Tell you what you do
Come over and get the s*** knocked out of you
Now I have always been a peaceful man
But I get hostile if you screw up my plans
Do unto others as you like done to you
Believe me brother that is the golden rule

I've been through windows, doors, tv's, and chairs
But I never let go
And I pulled out most of their hair
Now I've mellowed a lot since then
So it takes two seconds
For me to knock the hell right out of you
Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you
And if you keep pushin my b***on I'm going to
So if you're looking for trouble
Tell you what you do
Come over and get some s*** knocked out of you

Now ladies and gentelmen
I know that David Allen Coe thought he had the Perfect Country and Western song
But you don't have to talk about
Drinking, or prison, or dying, or divorce
All you have to talk about is
The basic deep down human emotion
We all feel inside
That's why this is the
Perfect Country and Western Song
Cause I'd love to knock the hell right out of you
Yes sir right away!