Eggsy I'm goin' down town to the DSS,
Mysti f*** with me I'll leave your face is a mess,
2hats Thats right his name is Mystikal,
Xain And if he looks at you twice he'll f*** you up like a bull,
Eggsy I needs to get money to go on the pull,
Xain And to buy a new sweater made of cashmere and wool,
Mysti When I gets there I realise the job centre's full,
2Hats But I can always get cash cos I ain't f***in' dull,
Eggsy I saw my parole officer she had a 'tashe,
Mysti She knew I got caught last night with my stash,
2Hats I don't think she minds,
I think she fancies me,
Eggsy I think she wants to f*** all the GLC,
Xain So I layed on some pills and made a f***in' killin',
Eggsy With all this cash I'm really f***in' chilling,
2Hats Got a new tracksuit-it's really f***in' safe,
Eggsy Spent money on a horse and it came in first place,
There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Xain I can make a raise in loadsa ways,
Eggsy I lay you ons with an ounce cos I knows you can pays,
Mysti f***in' monged out in a smoky haze,
2Hats Gettin' wrecked up in one of these ways,
Xain Smoking on a bucket, or a spliff or a bong,
Then I'm drinking beer all night f***in' long,
Eggsy If you're really clever and in the GLC,
Then you can make 100 quid out of 50p,There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Eggsy Watchin' the news up on ITV,
f*** me bra, that stories all about me!
They said I was a b****** causing loadsa misery,
Taking money from the old to pay for f***in' LSD,
Xain I makes my money by ripping off fools,
And selling drugs outside the local schools,
2Hats I makes my money selling the c**e,
But I don't get high off my own f***in' dope,
Eggsy I can stand here all day and give you a big f***in' list,
But I gotta help my mate do over a f****** post office,
Mysti In the good old day's you'd steal some old birds purse,
But in the procceding years I started to feel worse,
Watching old dears see the mental health nurse,
But they felt the wrath of the glc curse,
Keepin' it real in the GLC household,
You know it makes sense, take care of yourselves,
There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Adam You knows I loves making loadsa dollar,
Eggsy Pay money for my x**x and the girls start to hollar,
Adam And I pays for my car and my tracksuit is free,
Making the money since 1983,
Eggsy Touch my wood but you won't get splinters,
I can sort out computers, scanners and printers,
Eggsy I use my money to but pasties that are made by Ginsters,
Mysti I'll even sell you pictures of a***holes and sphynchters,There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Mysti Ding dong I'll show you my s******,
Feeling like Mario in Donkey Kong,
Leave the girls singing a song,
And kicking back large and smoking my bong,
Eggsy Back in the day around 1983,
I was just a f***in' kid climbing up a f***in' tree,
These times are too busy trying to make some f***in' cash,
But I won't sell my x** cos last time I got a rash,
The skin was coming off there was puss on the floor,
I thought "f*** this clart I'll stick to selling f***in' draw",
Adam Don't diss my nan, don't say she's a slag,
Cos she gives me cash from her f***in' handbag,
Eggsy Quick like lava,
Wearing a balaclava,
I'll nick your T.V and sell your f***in' father,
Xain I'll sell you a T.V or maybe a computer,
I know a bloke who can sort out a f***in' shooter,
There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash.
Mysti f*** with me I'll leave your face is a mess,
2hats Thats right his name is Mystikal,
Xain And if he looks at you twice he'll f*** you up like a bull,
Eggsy I needs to get money to go on the pull,
Xain And to buy a new sweater made of cashmere and wool,
Mysti When I gets there I realise the job centre's full,
2Hats But I can always get cash cos I ain't f***in' dull,
Eggsy I saw my parole officer she had a 'tashe,
Mysti She knew I got caught last night with my stash,
2Hats I don't think she minds,
I think she fancies me,
Eggsy I think she wants to f*** all the GLC,
Xain So I layed on some pills and made a f***in' killin',
Eggsy With all this cash I'm really f***in' chilling,
2Hats Got a new tracksuit-it's really f***in' safe,
Eggsy Spent money on a horse and it came in first place,
There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Xain I can make a raise in loadsa ways,
Eggsy I lay you ons with an ounce cos I knows you can pays,
Mysti f***in' monged out in a smoky haze,
2Hats Gettin' wrecked up in one of these ways,
Xain Smoking on a bucket, or a spliff or a bong,
Then I'm drinking beer all night f***in' long,
Eggsy If you're really clever and in the GLC,
Then you can make 100 quid out of 50p,There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Eggsy Watchin' the news up on ITV,
f*** me bra, that stories all about me!
They said I was a b****** causing loadsa misery,
Taking money from the old to pay for f***in' LSD,
Xain I makes my money by ripping off fools,
And selling drugs outside the local schools,
2Hats I makes my money selling the c**e,
But I don't get high off my own f***in' dope,
Eggsy I can stand here all day and give you a big f***in' list,
But I gotta help my mate do over a f****** post office,
Mysti In the good old day's you'd steal some old birds purse,
But in the procceding years I started to feel worse,
Watching old dears see the mental health nurse,
But they felt the wrath of the glc curse,
Keepin' it real in the GLC household,
You know it makes sense, take care of yourselves,
There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Adam You knows I loves making loadsa dollar,
Eggsy Pay money for my x**x and the girls start to hollar,
Adam And I pays for my car and my tracksuit is free,
Making the money since 1983,
Eggsy Touch my wood but you won't get splinters,
I can sort out computers, scanners and printers,
Eggsy I use my money to but pasties that are made by Ginsters,
Mysti I'll even sell you pictures of a***holes and sphynchters,There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,
Mysti Ding dong I'll show you my s******,
Feeling like Mario in Donkey Kong,
Leave the girls singing a song,
And kicking back large and smoking my bong,
Eggsy Back in the day around 1983,
I was just a f***in' kid climbing up a f***in' tree,
These times are too busy trying to make some f***in' cash,
But I won't sell my x** cos last time I got a rash,
The skin was coming off there was puss on the floor,
I thought "f*** this clart I'll stick to selling f***in' draw",
Adam Don't diss my nan, don't say she's a slag,
Cos she gives me cash from her f***in' handbag,
Eggsy Quick like lava,
Wearing a balaclava,
I'll nick your T.V and sell your f***in' father,
Xain I'll sell you a T.V or maybe a computer,
I know a bloke who can sort out a f***in' shooter,
There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash.