Dead Before I Was Born Lyrics

Well the lord must have had his day off when I was born
He went to bed closed his eyes had some fun
Mummy said she wanted me and I was welcome
Daddy gave his s**** and it was done
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

the first thing that I saw was white
The nurse came with the scissors and said : it's a boy
The doctor hit my a**, said come on cry
And then I started to scream and I was alive
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born

and now I'm here and I don't know why
Cause I wasn't asked at all
ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born
Ohh ohh I was dead before I was born