Lisa it's your birthday
And God bless you this day
You gave me the gift of a little sister
And I'm proud of you today
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
Call me a square; friend, I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to pa - ra - dise
With my baby - on board
Monorail.. Monorail..
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail! - What's it called?
Monorail! - Once again
Monorail!
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well Mr. Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talkin' Homer - Ozzie and the Straw
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Their floors are stick-E-Mart
They made Dad sick-E-Mart
Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart
The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
"I doooooo.."
call mr plow
that's my name
that name again
is mr plow
And God bless you this day
You gave me the gift of a little sister
And I'm proud of you today
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
Lisa it's your birthday
Happy birthday Lisa
Call me a square; friend, I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to pa - ra - dise
With my baby - on board
Monorail.. Monorail..
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail! - What's it called?
Monorail! - Once again
Monorail!
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well Mr. Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talkin' Homer - Ozzie and the Straw
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Their floors are stick-E-Mart
They made Dad sick-E-Mart
Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart
The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
"I doooooo.."
call mr plow
that's my name
that name again
is mr plow