Kyle's Mom's a B**ch Lyrics

Ooooooooww

Well, Kyle's mom b**** she is a big fat b****,
she the biggest b**** in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid b****, if there ever was a b****.
She's a b**** to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle: Shut your funking mouth Cartman!!)
On Monday, she's a b****. On Tuesdays, she's a b****
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a b****.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, (p***ounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she's a super king kamehameha b*****. Come on you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b**** in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old b**** and has stupid hair.
She's a b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****.
b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b**** she's a stupid b****.
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a b**** and she's just a dirty b****.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this

(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest b**** in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old b**** and has stupid hair.
She's a b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****.
*gasp*
b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b****, b**** she's a stupid b****.
(Kyle:
ah, Cartman.)
Kyle's mom's a b**** and she's just a dirty b****.
I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat f****** b****.
Big old fat f****** b**** Kyle's Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!