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So, yeah, now, the Pope,
what's going on there, eh?
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What's he on about?
Gets out there, chatting away.
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There was Pope John, you remember.
Now there's Pope John Paul.
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The next Pope is gonna be
Pope John Paul George and...
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And we can see where they're going.
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lt's that populist edge, Pope John
Paul George Ringo will take off.
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He'll have songs in the charts...
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(Mumbles Latin )
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# Da-nah-nah-nah
(Mumbles Latin )
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Always checking their faces,
aren't they?
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ln case there are flies,
you know, like cows use their tails.
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That's what the Pope does,
keeps the flies off.
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Catholics are good with
''Keep those flies off.
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''l'm a Catholic, you f****** fly...
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Protestants don't have anything
to keep the flies off except a gun.
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A big, f****** gun.
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And, er, it's...
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Because the Pope has got stuck
in that l'm-wearing-a-tent thing
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and he goes round in a popemobile,
the only other person who does that
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is Batman - in the Batmobile.
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# Cos he's Popeman, Popeman
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# Popeman with Altar Boy #
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# Popeman #
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''Quick, Altar Boy! There's some sinners
who need chastising.
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''Leap into the popemobile.''
(Hums Batman theme)
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''Put those candles out.''
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With Holy Water and Jesus Discs.
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''Vampires! Look out, Popeman!
Vampires are coming.
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''You sure shot them out of the sky.''
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( # Sings plainsong)
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Could be a whole series.
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With a lot of complaints. And, er...
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All l'm talking about here
is # Blasphemy
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# And blass for you
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# Blass for everybody in the room
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- # l'm just gonna blaspheme and... #
- ( Scattered applause)
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Six-person joke, that. There we go.
00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:54,700
So, yeah, now, the Pope,
what's going on there, eh?
39
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What's he on about?
Gets out there, chatting away.
40
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There was Pope John, you remember.
Now there's Pope John Paul.
41
00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:06,100
The next Pope is gonna be
Pope John Paul George and...
42
00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:10,400
And we can see where they're going.
43
00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:15,000
lt's that populist edge, Pope John
Paul George Ringo will take off.
44
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He'll have songs in the charts...
45
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(Mumbles Latin )
46
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# Da-nah-nah-nah
(Mumbles Latin )
47
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Always checking their faces,
aren't they?
48
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ln case there are flies,
you know, like cows use their tails.
49
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That's what the Pope does,
keeps the flies off.
50
00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,800
Catholics are good with
''Keep those flies off.
51
00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,300
''l'm a Catholic, you f****** fly...
52
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Protestants don't have anything
to keep the flies off except a gun.
53
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A big, f****** gun.
54
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And, er, it's...
55
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Because the Pope has got stuck
in that l'm-wearing-a-tent thing
56
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and he goes round in a popemobile,
the only other person who does that
57
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is Batman - in the Batmobile.
58
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# Cos he's Popeman, Popeman
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# Popeman with Altar Boy #
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# Popeman #
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''Quick, Altar Boy! There's some sinners
who need chastising.
62
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''Leap into the popemobile.''
(Hums Batman theme)
63
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''Put those candles out.''
64
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With Holy Water and Jesus Discs.
65
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''Vampires! Look out, Popeman!
Vampires are coming.
66
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''You sure shot them out of the sky.''
67
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( # Sings plainsong)
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Could be a whole series.
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With a lot of complaints. And, er...
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All l'm talking about here
is # Blasphemy
71
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# And blass for you
72
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# Blass for everybody in the room
73
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- # l'm just gonna blaspheme and... #
- ( Scattered applause)
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Six-person joke, that. There we go.