Youth and beauty is so overrated
News flash honey, you are hated
So lets raise our glasses and make a toast
I hate alot of people but I hate you the most
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
I'm not just old I am old school
Gay is finally so uncool
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near
I hate youth and beauty
So go get a fohawk and shake your booty
Act like a robot, Act like a hetero
Its all been done, everythings retro
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
I'm not just old I am old school
Gay is finally so uncool
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near
Lets get one thing perfectly straight
You're the kind of idiot that I hate
YOu whine and pout
And you like No Doubt
I'll give ya something to cry about
Youth and beauty is just plain boring
Drinking, and smoking,humping, and whoring
I've got a secret that I want you to keep
Youth and beauty just put me to sleep
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
I'm not just old I'm old school
Gay is finally so uncool
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near
Starbusrts,Kit kat, good and plenty
Some crazy stuff under 20
Gitchy p*** read, and kinda nerdy
Some smart stuff under 30
Onion shorts, eyes are sporty
Some light hot stuff under 40
But bald and fat's what I find nifty
So give me old stuff over 50
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We're gonna kill ya
If you're young and beautiful
News flash honey, you are hated
So lets raise our glasses and make a toast
I hate alot of people but I hate you the most
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
I'm not just old I am old school
Gay is finally so uncool
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near
I hate youth and beauty
So go get a fohawk and shake your booty
Act like a robot, Act like a hetero
Its all been done, everythings retro
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
I'm not just old I am old school
Gay is finally so uncool
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near
Lets get one thing perfectly straight
You're the kind of idiot that I hate
YOu whine and pout
And you like No Doubt
I'll give ya something to cry about
Youth and beauty is just plain boring
Drinking, and smoking,humping, and whoring
I've got a secret that I want you to keep
Youth and beauty just put me to sleep
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
I'm not just old I'm old school
Gay is finally so uncool
I can't believe that I survived
I can't believe I'm still alive
When everyone's best friend's a queer its got to mean the end is near
Starbusrts,Kit kat, good and plenty
Some crazy stuff under 20
Gitchy p*** read, and kinda nerdy
Some smart stuff under 30
Onion shorts, eyes are sporty
Some light hot stuff under 40
But bald and fat's what I find nifty
So give me old stuff over 50
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We hate youth and beauty
We're gonna kill ya
If you're young and beautiful